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Here’s a fun trick to play on your brain with computers.
1. Spend several hours scrolling things ”naturally” (that is, “backwards”) on an OSX Lion computer.
2. Attempt to use the scroll-wheel mouse on the Windows computer they’ve put on your desk at work.
3. Spend the next 5 minutes on the floor, convinced that you’re an elderly former lounge singer named Conchita. Recall your former glory. Fight your cravings for bacon and unfiltered menthol cigarettes. Try not to swallow your tongue.