Jul
28th
Thu
28th
My career plan for the next 10 years
1. Rise from obscurity.
2. Get sent to jail.
3. Go to rehab.
4. Start doing drugs.
5. Have the #1 album on iTunes.
6. Become a teen sensation.
7. Pose for an inappropriately racy photo shoot.
8. Star in a Disney Channel show.
9. Be home-schooled by creepy, hyper-ambitious parents.
10. Fall into obscurity.