(Note: NEVER MIND. This photo is from yesterday. Damn.)
Yes, the photo’s awesome, but there’s a larger issue here.
He’s in the biggest debate of his life tonight, and he has a Chipotle burrito for lunch?
When I have a Chipotle burrito for lunch, I spend the rest of the day wanting to lie down, barely able to string words together as my abdomen distends.
I usually manage to muddle through the day after a big cup of coffee. But Mitt’s religion doesn’t even allow him to drink coffee.
To sum up: Mitt having a Chipotle burrito on debate day 2012 will likely rank down there with Richard Nixon forgetting to shave on debate day 1960.