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(Note: NEVER MIND. This photo is from yesterday. Damn.) Yes, the photo’s awesome, but there’s a larger issue here. He’s in the biggest debate of his life tonight, and he has a Chipotle burrito for lunch? When I have a Chipotle burrito for lunch, I spend the rest of the day wanting to lie down, barely able to string words together as my abdomen distends. I usually manage to muddle through the day after a big cup of coffee. But Mitt’s religion doesn’t even allow him to drink coffee. To sum up: Mitt having a Chipotle burrito on debate day 2012 will likely rank down there with Richard Nixon forgetting to shave on debate day 1960.

(Note: NEVER MIND. This photo is from yesterday. Damn.)

Yes, the photo’s awesome, but there’s a larger issue here.

He’s in the biggest debate of his life tonight, and he has a Chipotle burrito for lunch?

When I have a Chipotle burrito for lunch, I spend the rest of the day wanting to lie down, barely able to string words together as my abdomen distends.

I usually manage to muddle through the day after a big cup of coffee. But Mitt’s religion doesn’t even allow him to drink coffee.

To sum up: Mitt having a Chipotle burrito on debate day 2012 will likely rank down there with Richard Nixon forgetting to shave on debate day 1960.

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