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I'm Adam Isacson. I live in Washington and work on Latin America at the Center for International Policy. I'm a dad, a husband, and I don't get enough sleep.

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A human-narwhal cross is a mermaid? No, sorry. Everybody knows the sailors of old mistook manatees for mermaids. (After months at sea, I bet they are pretty sexy.)
No. A true narwhal-human mix would be a guy with a big spiraly horn on his forehead. How cool would that be? Though I guess you’d always have to drive with the sunroof open.

A human-narwhal cross is a mermaid? No, sorry. Everybody knows the sailors of old mistook manatees for mermaids. (After months at sea, I bet they are pretty sexy.)

No. A true narwhal-human mix would be a guy with a big spiraly horn on his forehead. How cool would that be? Though I guess you’d always have to drive with the sunroof open.

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